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"Is there a reason for this, or to save time, should I just snap your hands off at the wrists?"
I FUCKING HATE Valentine's Day.
Just saying.
Also, I finally have Internet at home. I can now freely vent my frustration into the intarwebz! I know this thrills you all immensely. -
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AAAAAAAUUUGGGHHH.
Someone PLEASE teach me how to deal with guys, because CLEARLY, I do not know how.
I miss Ermes. And, weirdly, I miss Shu and Ward. I miss "safe" guys. -
"Every day, there's a boy in the mirror asking me, 'What are you doing here?'"
So BOLC II is over. Overall, I'd have to say that the program a) sucked and b) should be scrapped and brought back to the drawing board. It is THAT bad. Things I learned in BOLC II ( Read more... ) -
"People don't bother me until they get teeth."
Me: *texts Amber and James re: New Year ( Read more... ) -
"Dwight asked me to be in an alliance."
I just got asked out by the building maintenance guy ( Read more... ) -
"You're bossy. And short." "Are you drunk?" "Yeah. So?"
Reason # 574 to get drunk: It's a really easy way to get to know people really fast. Conveniently breaks down a lot of inhibitions ( Read more... ) -
"So in medical terms, I was thrice as randy."
Am verging on drama again. Someone help me quash it before it does some damage.
ETA: Too late, dammit. -
"God, this is fantastic. Being honest is fun!"
I love throwing people for a loop. It's just so darn entertaining. -
"I so wish he weren't all banged up - so I could whack him."
Brock: "Girls don't say the truth ( Read more... ) -
"Save your personal life for the camera, sweetie."
Closure is such a pop psychology concept; it embarrasses me that my psyche does seem to benefit from it.
Life is good today.